When approached to contribute material for the upcoming Windowless Masturbation Cells boxset from Union Recordings, Midland-Mayak Cohort's singer Edgar Osney replied "I've got some ideas. Actually, we sort of did it once before with Whilst Murderers Commence, but it was too subtle. We were joking earlier that we could probably just do all our records from now on as WMC tributes."

The resulting ideas were released as a double -- a single, actually, but that doesn't make sense since it's two songs, does it? Don't Tell Steve, a no-punches-pulled oral "history" of the Windowless Masturbation Cells' bumpy road out of Boston is backed with I Steal From The Masters, an aptly-titled pastiche of WMC lyrics longtime fans are bound to appreciate.